[RUDE AS HELL. but yes welcome to the life of the mythical vampire, where entire organizations are dedicated solely to your eradication and they all have the power of an actual weapons bunker... he's up for trading!!]
Mmmhm, there were actually a few of them around for a while. Hunters are tedious, though; if one of them had to stick around, I suppose it isn't so unfortunate that the most interesting one did. [GETS TSUN EVERYWHERE] She's the sort who doesn't enjoy killing, I believe. I don't think she wants anything dead, either. [duty-bound nuns and all.
at the last question, without a pause:] Something happened and I tried to kill a lot of people. A lot, a lot... [A WHOLE LOT.] So she fought me until I didn't have the energy to anymore.
[then he just sulked off into the night and ate a pie instead, basically.]
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Mmmhm, there were actually a few of them around for a while. Hunters are tedious, though; if one of them had to stick around, I suppose it isn't so unfortunate that the most interesting one did. [GETS TSUN EVERYWHERE] She's the sort who doesn't enjoy killing, I believe. I don't think she wants anything dead, either. [duty-bound nuns and all.
at the last question, without a pause:] Something happened and I tried to kill a lot of people. A lot, a lot... [A WHOLE LOT.] So she fought me until I didn't have the energy to anymore.
[then he just sulked off into the night and ate a pie instead, basically.]