[Charles "Hypocrite and Nun-Chased" Fei-ong. That's not going to do anything to make Kaoru stop smirking, but at least that's no visible and the laughter is now under control.

The "contract non-human killer" thing, on the other hand, does that job pretty damn well.]

Really! I wasn't expecting her to be something like that... And yet, she doesn't want you dead? She must be terribly fond of you, in that case. What was it that forced her hand, anyway?